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The Seven Dairy Commandments
Welcome, weary traveller. To our quaint abode which is a haven for pudding lovers of all kinds.
Here, from the scrolls of the ancient Dairy Lords, are the words of wisdom that you must hear.
1. Thy refuge and shelter is set at Puddingville Island.
2. The heroes of the Dairy League includes, as follows:
1. Pudding Man
2. Captain Yogurt
3. The Ice Cream Man
4. The Gelatinous Boy Wonder
5. The Snack Fairy
6. Mr. Margin
And our Ally:
1. F-Man
3. Our evil nemisi, are as follows:
1. Dr. Jello
2. Jello minion
3. Dr. Lactose Intollerant
4. ANY pudding hater.
5. Captain Kangaroo
4. This page is for pudding-lovers only, anyone who does not love pudding, or our enemies, will be set on fire, and shot multiple times in the knee-cap.
5. Any disrespectful, or vain repetition of the word "Pudding" is sinful, and legally punishable by Us.
6. The leader of this noble cause is none other than, Pudding Man. All respect shall, and will, (whether by friend or foe), be required and expected.
7. This is the prophecy of the future Pudding Man, who shall save the world in it's time of need.
" And when ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars, be not troubled: these things must needs come to pass; but the end is not yet. For one day, the true and just one shall arise, and save the world from its eminite doom. He shall find the ancients scrolls, passed down by the High Pudding Man, Sr. And he shall heed these teachings, and become the second greatest Pudding Man ever to live."
The History of the Dairy League, is being translated, and transcribed as we breathe. It shall be on here soon, when we have it as a whole.
Remember, one last thing, weary traveller.
Eat Your Pudding.
Here, from the scrolls of the ancient Dairy Lords, are the words of wisdom that you must hear.
1. Thy refuge and shelter is set at Puddingville Island.
2. The heroes of the Dairy League includes, as follows:
1. Pudding Man
2. Captain Yogurt
3. The Ice Cream Man
4. The Gelatinous Boy Wonder
5. The Snack Fairy
6. Mr. Margin
And our Ally:
1. F-Man
3. Our evil nemisi, are as follows:
1. Dr. Jello
2. Jello minion
3. Dr. Lactose Intollerant
4. ANY pudding hater.
5. Captain Kangaroo
4. This page is for pudding-lovers only, anyone who does not love pudding, or our enemies, will be set on fire, and shot multiple times in the knee-cap.
5. Any disrespectful, or vain repetition of the word "Pudding" is sinful, and legally punishable by Us.
6. The leader of this noble cause is none other than, Pudding Man. All respect shall, and will, (whether by friend or foe), be required and expected.
7. This is the prophecy of the future Pudding Man, who shall save the world in it's time of need.
" And when ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars, be not troubled: these things must needs come to pass; but the end is not yet. For one day, the true and just one shall arise, and save the world from its eminite doom. He shall find the ancients scrolls, passed down by the High Pudding Man, Sr. And he shall heed these teachings, and become the second greatest Pudding Man ever to live."
The History of the Dairy League, is being translated, and transcribed as we breathe. It shall be on here soon, when we have it as a whole.
Remember, one last thing, weary traveller.
Eat Your Pudding.
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