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The Pudding Man

puddingman — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:40:05 CDT

Pudding Man
pudding Patronymic
Book I in Dairy War Trilogy

Written by: The Pudding Man

Spoons clash...
Evil rises...
A hero is born.

A lone white horse sped across a wind swept plain. A tall, slender figure riding upon it. Her face was hidden behind a veil and her long, black hair flew wildly behind her as she drove her horse away from the burning city behind her. A long, straight sword was strapped to her side. The hilt was golden with an abnormally large, round pommel containing a bright, green emerald.
She glanced down at the bundle of cloth held tightly in her arm and drew it closer to her as if afraid to lose it. Thunder rumbled in the distance. She drew her hood over her head to protect herself from the rain that had begun to fall. She hunched over the bundle to keep it from getting too wet. Lightning tore through the dark cloudy sky. A small, blue gem hung around her neck by a silver chain. It glistened as the lightning flashed. An unknown script could just barely be made out glowing white across the tiny turquoise rock. Suddenly, without warning a shout broke through the silence. “Jimned, breakfast is ready!” Jimned jolted up in his bed, clutching a tiny blue stone hanging around his neck. “I'll be right down!” he replied.

Pudding Schedule

puddingman — Thu, 31 May 2007 22:22:41 CDT

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January 2007

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14	15 Martin Luther King Jr. Day	16	17	18	19 Washington's Birthday	20
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February 2007

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11	12	13	14 Valentine's Day	15	16	17
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March 2007

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24	25	26 NATIONAL CHOCOLATE PUDDING DAY	27	28	29	30

July 2007

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November 2007

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Pudding Haven

puddingman — Tue, 29 May 2007 02:40:19 CDT

Wikipedia page

Pudding is a beautiful, creamy, squishy, edible (depends on the chef), substance.

There are many flavors, the common flavors known to us are Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, and Tapioca.

Do not be tempted by such evils like Jello or Yogurt, stay pure and only eat pudding. Don't even let the sinful thought of Jello or Yogurt fog your mind.

Character Descriptions

puddingman — Tue, 29 May 2007 01:42:29 CDT

There is no abstract available for this page revision.

The Islands Page

puddingman — Tue, 29 May 2007 01:33:35 CDT

The Islands consist of two main island.

Puddingsville Island: The larger of the two islands, the large cities at this island are Tapioca Square, and Chocolate City. A natural landmark is , the Vanilla Gulf.

Dairy Island: A much smaller Island, this island is located to the immediate left of the Vanilla Gulft, the world renowned landmark "The Largest Spoon", is situated in the center of the island. It is quite a popular tourist attraction.

A map shall be up for public viewing soon.

The Seven Dairy Commandments

puddingman — Sun, 27 May 2007 14:30:01 CDT

Welcome, weary traveller. To our quaint abode which is a haven for pudding lovers of all kinds.
Here, from the scrolls of the ancient Dairy Lords, are the words of wisdom that you must hear.

1. Thy refuge and shelter is set at Puddingville Island.

2. The heroes of the Dairy League includes, as follows:

1. Pudding Man
2. Captain Yogurt
3. The Ice Cream Man
4. The Gelatinous Boy Wonder
5. The Snack Fairy
6. Mr. Margin

And our Ally:

1. F-Man

3. Our evil nemisi, are as follows:

1. Dr. Jello
2. Jello minion
3. Dr. Lactose Intollerant
4. ANY pudding hater.
5. Captain Kangaroo

4. This page is for pudding-lovers only, anyone who does not love pudding, or our enemies, will be set on fire, and shot multiple times in the knee-cap.

5. Any disrespectful, or vain repetition of the word "Pudding" is sinful, and legally punishable by Us.

6. The leader of this noble cause is none other than, Pudding Man. All respect shall, and will, (whether by friend or foe), be required and expected.

7. This is the prophecy of the future Pudding Man, who shall save the world in it's time of need.

" And when ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars, be not troubled: these things must needs come to pass; but the end is not yet. For one day, the true and just one shall arise, and save the world from its eminite doom. He shall find the ancients scrolls, passed down by the High Pudding Man, Sr. And he shall heed these teachings, and become the second greatest Pudding Man ever to live."

The History of the Dairy League, is being translated, and transcribed as we breathe. It shall be on here soon, when we have it as a whole.

Remember, one last thing, weary traveller.

Eat Your Pudding.